About 10 years old here, my bandy legs are getting chubbier and my thighs are thickening so what do I find in my PE kit. Bright purple ribbed tights and tiny yellow satin shorts. I was always second to last to be picked for the team anyway (yes there was actually one person even less popular than me!) but this little ensemble really didn't help my case. I remember a baffled look on the PE teachers face as I appeared from the changing rooms alongside all the stick thin girls in their cute gym skirts and shiny tracksuits. I was destined to continue being distinctly unhip!